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herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

(via p-ea-ce)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(via p-ea-ce)

zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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(via heart)

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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urbancatfitters:

*cringes to death*

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mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

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