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bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(via miles-andmiles)

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

(via beyoncebeytwice)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via heart)

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

image

this one did u see it

did u see this

(via smugglebuns)

urbancatfitters:

I have the emotional maturity of a 13 yr old

funkies:

*thinks about something for .01 seconds* *deep cries for 4 seconds then gets life together*

(via urbancatfitters)

kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

(via urbancatfitters)

thiccthot:

me when im the center of attention: *uncomfortable*
me when im not the center of attention: *uncomfortable*

(via urbancatfitters)

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